Grooms, once you get married remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always remember to get the last two words in: “Yes dear”. I like to watch my wedding video running backwards so I can watch myself walk out of the church a free man. An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her! A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and was blessed with 22 grandchildren. When asked the secret for staying together all that time, the wife replies, “Many years ago we made a promise to each other: the first one to pack up and leave has to take all the kids." What is the most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday? Forget it once!