Homer - D'oh!/Mmm beer/You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try./Trying is the first step toward failure/If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing. Marge - Hmm/Homer!/Oh, Homer! Lisa - Bart!/If anyone wants me, I'll be in my room Bart - Ay Caramba!/D'oh!/He He He He He Sucker!/Eat my shorts!/I didn't do it!/I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?/Get bent! Maggie - Suck Suck Mr Burns - Smithers/Release the hounds/Excellent Smithers - Yes sir Nelson - Ha Ha! Ha Ha! Sideshow Bob - Hello, Bart/Hahahahahaha, Ahahahahaha Apu Nahasapeemapetilon- Thank you, come again!/I have brought glory to the name of Nahasapeemapetilon! Ned Flanders - Okily Dokily!/Hi-Diddly-Ho!/What can I ding-dong-diddily-do for you? Milhouse - I have nothing to offer but my love Krusty The Clown - I don't know how to thank you kids/Ah, what the hell, you deserve it. Thanks, kids. Barney - Burp Ralph Wiggum - Oh! :(/Me fail English? That's unpossible! Troy Mcclure - Hi, I'm Troy Mcclure. Groundskeeper Willie - There's no man alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman!/Grease me up, woman!/You've just made an enemy for life! Mayor Quimby - People, people, let's be a little more realistic.