Don't you ever laugh as the hearse goes by, For you may be the next to die. They wrap you up in a big white sheet From your head to your feet. They put you in a big black box And cover you with dirt and rocks. All goes well for about a week, Then your coffin begins to leak The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out,The worms play pinochle on your snout. They eat your eyes they eat your nose,They eat the Jelly between your toes. A big green worms crawls in your stomach and and your eyes. Your stomach turns a slimey green. And pus pours out like whipped cream you spread it on a slice of bread, And that's what you eat when you are dead.